Privacy Policy Statement

For each visitor to our Web page, our Web server automatically recognizes the consumer's domain name and e-mail address (where possible). We will also try to find out what is in your medicine cabinet and refrigerator based on the ability of emerging technology.

We collect the domain name and e-mail address (where possible) of visitors to our Web page, the e-mail addresses of those who post messages to our bulletin board, the e-mail addresses of those who communicate with us via e-mail, the e-mail addresses of those who make postings to our chat areas, aggregate information on what pages consumers access or visit, information volunteered by the consumer, such as survey information and/or site registrations. If we cannot determine refrigerator contents, we simply make a guess based on your name and email address. For example, if your name is Bob, there's a pretty good chance you have some chips and some ameican cheese. There is also a good chance you have some beer (domestic) and some leftovers (possibly salisbury steak).

The information we collect is used to improve the content of our Web page, used to customize the content and/or layout of our page for each individual visitor, used to notify consumers about updates to our Web site, not shared with other organizations for commercial purposes. We also use it in medieval druid ceremonies.

With respect to cookies: We use cookies to store visitors preferences, record past activity at a site in order to provide better service when visitors return to our site. We will eat your cookies, but only if you leave them unguarded on your window sill.  We try not to enter your home when stealing cookies.

If you do not want to receive e-mail from us in the future, please let us know by visiting us at http://www.lelandreport.com/subscribe.asp?choice=unsubscribe. It's your life, do what 'cha wanta.

If you supply us with your postal address on-line you will only receive the information for which you provided us your address. This may be a letter asking you to send us your postal address. If you send it, we will have to remove you from our list and publicly humiliate you.

Persons who supply us with their telephone numbers on-line will only receive telephone contact from us with information regarding orders they have placed on-line. Please provide the times during which you eat dinner, sleep, or are just leaving the house.

With respect to Ad Servers: We do not partner with or have special relationships with any ad server companies.

From time to time, we may use customer information for new, unanticipated uses not previously disclosed in our privacy notice. If our information practices change at some time in the future we will contact you before we use your data for these new purposes to notify you of the policy change and to provide you with the ability to opt out of these new uses, we will post the policy changes to our Web site to notify you of these changes and provide you with the ability to opt out of these new uses. If you are concerned about how your information is used, you should check back at our Web site periodically.  Or, check a billboard near your home.

Customers may prevent their information from being used for purposes other than those for which it was originally collected by calling us at the number provided above, e-mailing us at the above address, writing us at the above address. We will then ask you to mail us your postal address.

Upon request we provide site visitors with access to all information [including proprietary information] that we maintain about them, financial information (e.g., credit card account information) that we maintain about them, unique identifier information (e.g., customer number or password) that we maintain about them, transaction information (e.g., dates on which customers made purchases, amounts and types of purchases) that we maintain about them, communications that the consumer/visitor has directed to our site (e.g., e-mails, customer inquiries), contact information (e.g., name, address, phone number) that we maintain about them , a description of information that we maintain about them.

Upon request we offer visitors the ability to have inaccuracies corrected in contact information, financial information, unique identifiers, transaction information, communications that the consumer/visitor has directed to the site. Mistakes we make are made on purpose, because we have little or no contact with the outside world and crave attention.

If you feel that this site is not following its stated information policy, you may contact us at the above addresses or phone number, The DMA's Committee on Ethical Business Practices at mgoldberger@the-dma.org, state or local chapters of the Better Business Bureau, state or local consumer protection office, The Federal Trade Commission by phone at 202.FTC-HELP (202.382.4357) or electronically at http://www.ftc.gov/ftc/complaint.htm.